The Culprit

Honestly, you can’t leave him alone for five minutes, without him turning the place upside down.

Don’t look at the eyes !


Ducks Chronicle – Appeal


Sir Montagur Fluffly - DFC and Bar (any bar really)

Sir Montague Fluffly – DFC and Bar (any bar really)

An appeal by Sir Montague on behalf of wildfowl, and those who are only slightly annoyed.

Whenever you are feeling low,
And life does not seem to flow,
Flick a stick or kick a brick,
But please don’t chuck a duck.

Yeah, it durts our dozes, innit

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